I've got this girlfriend...we've been sort of like best friends since highschool.  Yeah, she's prettier than me, but now I've got something I know she wants and now I'm the pretty one!

1.  All she does is stare at my new doubles every time we talk
She just keeps looking, and I can just see the wheels turning...yeah, she wants 'em, then has the nerve to say she's satisfied with what she has.

2.  All her husband does is stare at my new doubles every time we talk
I can't help it her husband likes what he sees, and men like big boobs, she just doesn't seem to get it.

3.  When her husband stares at my doubles, she stares at her husband
Oh please, like I'd really want her husband, face it..I've got the bigger boobs now and you can tell...she's pissed.

4.  She asked me what I thought she would look like in a bigger bra
Bigger bra!  Oh now, she's all interested! The last time I talked to her she was "satisfied with what she had", probably her husband who's not satisfied.

5.  I told her she'd need bigger boobs to fit into the bigger bra
I couldn't help it, I had to just come out and tell her, her little 32C titties, they 'ain't gonna cut it anymore, especially with that husband of hers gawkin' at my new doubles. Every time I see him now...down go his eyes...okay, truth be told, I do like the attention.

I can't help but think about how many times I used to wish I looked like her.  I guess you could say I was jealous of her, I'd never admit it though, that would be way too embarrassing! But that's okay we're out of highschool now and I'm on to bigger and better things!