You want cosmetic surgery, but can't afford it, or can't stand the thought of all the hassle? Instead of those high interest surgery loans and weeks of recuperation, take some advice from a man:

1. Bigger boobs?
Use Wonderbra.

2. Improve your posture?
Learn to walk in high heels.

3. Prettier legs?
High heels and stockings will make us drool.

4. Prettier face?
Wear heavy makeup. Men love it, but be warned though, we always say we like you "au naturel", until we see your natural face on a rainy day and hope you continue to wear your make-up.

5. Want a man?
 Easy! Walk lonely into a bar, sit down, smile. Wait a few minutes and you will be taken care of.