Okay, now I know what you're thinking...I have enough trouble keeping my own place clean, how in the world am I supposed to help someone else clean theirs!  Well, before you become quick to dismiss this idea, think about what you would feel like if you had someone to help you clean your home?  It's like heaven on earth!  Ah yes! It would be so nice to come home from work only to find sparkling clean appliances instead of dried-on cooked spaghetti on your stove from the night before.  You working women know what I'm talking about.  And I know you do, because if you're trying to save money for your cosmetic surgery procedure...you're working!

Here are a few tips to get you started in your quest.  First you'll need to put the word out offering inexpensive house cleaning.  Be careful about the laws in your state, some require that you have a business license and be bonded in order to provide this type of service in someone elses home.  How to avoid this is only cleaning the houses of people that are friends and neighbors...people you know.  You actually only need one family to accomplish your cosmetic surgery goal.  Don't let your pride get the better of you...it's okay to tell folks that you're working on saving money for new boobs...after all, they're going to be the ones looking at them (and wishing they had them) when your done! 

Make them want to keep you coming back.  Be good at what you do and take pride in your work.  You will not be invited back if you do a shoddy job.  Always ask the homeowner if they have any special needs, special areas that they would like cleaned.  Don't assume that you know what they want.  You may end up cleaning the whole house, when in reality all they wanted was someone to clean their stove! (Some people absolutely hate cleaning their ovens and would pay to have someone else do it for them).  Discuss ahead of time whether you'll be paid an hourly rate or if you're going to charge a flat fee.  If you're charging a flat fee, remember, no matter how long it takes you to finish a project...you'll only be getting paid one price.  Remember not to bite off more than you can chew...or clean.  Ask the homeowner if you can come by and have an informal meeting to see what areas they'd like to have cleaned before you actually quote them a price, otherwise you'll find yourself underbidding for something that you should have asked a lot more money for.  Remember, if you're working for a friend and you want to keep that friendship.  Make sure to always keep the lines of communication open.  Don't distroy a friendship over whether or not you did a good job vacuuming under the coffee table!

Keep that toilet bowl brush moving girl, 'cause soon you'll be laughing all the way to the operating room for those new boobs!