At least that's what I told Sandy, my best friend.  She's always worried about who her husband is eyeing.  Sure, a lot of our friends had husbands who left them for younger, prettier and bustier ladies.  Maybe they just didn't have what it took to keep their men.  Now my husband on the other hand can't keep his hands off of me.  He keeps telling me how beautiful I am.  I told Sandy..."you gotta keep those breasts lifted, cellulite off the thighs and a little botox wouldn't hurt you either!" 

Now that I think about it, I hope she wasn't offended...I was just trying to help, and as she can see,  I now have enough going on for me to keep my husband interested for a long time.