At least that's what I told Sandy, my best friend.  She's always worried about who her husband is eyeing.  Sure, a lot of our friends had husbands who left them for younger, prettier and bustier ladies.  Maybe they just didn't have what it t
ook to keep their men.  Now my husband on the other hand can't keep his hands off of me.  He keeps telling me how beautiful I am.  I told Sandy..."you gotta keep those breasts lifted, cellulite off the thighs and a little botox wouldn't hurt you either!" 

Now that I think about it, I hope she wasn't offended...I was just trying to help, and as she can see,  I now have enough going on for me to keep my husband interested for a long time.