5 reasons why ordering surgery and getting  implants made me a prettier and better mom:

1. My kids say I look prettier

When I hear my kids say "Mommy you look much prettier now!"  I wonder what I looked like before to them.  I wonder if they were ashamed of me because I had small breasts.  I would hope kids wouldn't be worried about those things at such an early age, but nowadays kids can be really cruel.  It's like they make fun of other kids if their mom is fat or unattractive and the list goes on and on.  So, now I wonder...did my kids' friends make behind-my-back comments about my boobs? Do they talk about my implants?

2. My daughter's friends say I'm the best looking mom!

Me having this surgery has turned me into a sexy mom, especially since I just spent $1,000 on new clothes.  My daughter told me the other day that she's glad I'm her mom and that she wouldn't want to have a mom like her friend Jessica.  I asked her what was wrong with Jessica's mom and she told me "She's got small boobies mom" you should see her!  She's not like you.  All my friends say that you're the best looking mom out of all their moms".  Well, well, well...aren't these the same girls who's mother's gave me that awful look of disapproval at the parent-teachers conference?  I make no secret about having breast augmentation unless someone gets "smart" about it, then I say something kinda "

3. My sons friends want to date me!

Can you believe that!  I'm 39 and my 16 year old son has cute friends who think I'm hot!  Some of them boys look old enough to be in their 20's and are awfully cute though. Oh my goodness, what am I thinking?  I wouldn't dream of admitting that one, I'd never hear the end of it and be looked at like the neighborhood pedophile!  Although it is nice to be thought of as the "hot" mom, I'll add that one to my compliment list anytime!

4. I have the best conversations with my kids now

It seems like ever since I've gotten these implants, my kids and I have been talking more.  I mean, before, I guess my self confidence was so low, I couldn't even bring myself to talk to them the way that I should have.  My daughter has always wanted to wear make-up and I finally sat down with her and explained to her that waiting until she's at least 14 would be the best thing to do.  I found something we could agree on.  Next, my son...who never talks to me about girls, just suddenly went on this rampage about how he "just can't understand girls" and how he wishes he were older.  I told him that just because you get older doesn't mean you're going to understand women any better!

5. School function are the best

Now that I've got something to show off...I don't mind finally heading down to the school in support of my (and everyone elses) kids.  Offering to bake something at the bake sale, or telling Jennifer that I would be more than happy to help chaperone a party or a field trip is the best way to show off newly augmented breasts too!  Everyone will see that they look great!