1.  It looks like I've done a lot of physical work to get them "that way"

I watch all these women doing stretches, boob lifts or whatever you call them...working hard.  I didn't have to do a thing!  Yeah, they may be surgically enhanced but the less work the better, that's what I say anyway.  I mean, why stress yourself out doing all of those exercises when you can just get 'em done?

2.  I love it when other women ask me if they're mine

I used to not know what to say when other women would have the nerve to ask a question like that, but after thinking about it I decided, I have nothing to be ashamed of.  I'm proud of my new breasts!  So I hold my head up and say "YES" they're mine!  I'm not really lying...they are mine, I paid for them, so they're mine!

3. I can now take my clothes off and walk around

I used to put a towel in front of me, scared that the other women were laughing and pointing "Look at the itty bitty titties!"  Now, when I catch myself starting to do that, I throw down the towel and walk, like it's nothing, to the shower.  Actually, sometimes I don't ev

en go to the shower.  When all those shy women are going to those little changing rooms, (and you know it's because they've got something to hide, probably small boobs or cellulite) all of us women with nice full healthy looking boobs are out in the locker room changing. There's only like a couple of us, but we're all damn proud of our augmentations.  I think the other two women got theirs done after me, they probably saw how good mine looked and wanted to look that good too.

4. I get to wear those cute workout outfits...and the tops actually fit!

It's funny, but even though I don't really exercise...I just love those cute outfits.  The boy-cut shorts and those half tops.  I wear them when I come into the club and am proud to wear them on the way out.  I used to hate it when I'd have to get two different sizes...one for my saggy ass and the other for my small boobs.

5. Thank goodness for unisex health clubs

I would never join one of those clubs where they have all women.  Especially now!  It's just a bunch of women sitting around looking at each other and being all jugemental.  See, if there's guys there too...then I can get a man's opinion on how good my boobs really look.  I mean, it's not like they even have to say anything to me, I just go by their expressions.  I can feel their eyes on my boobs, just looking...and appreciating what a good job my doctor did.